Thursday, June 3, 2010

Amuse Others with Printer Jokes

Many people hear jokes from others whether about the people crossing or the traffic at the road; these are just a few ways to lighten up someone’s mood. Even the stuffs you thought would not make any humor at all are even made fun of like printers. Yes, printer jokes are also talked about to simply delight others when on a serious mood. So here are a few of those just-for-fun lines.

1. “You have just received your new printer and the box looks damaged with a nice expensive printer inside. All looks hopeless, throw out the box and it will likely not work.”

2. “What will my printer warranty cover? Your mouse pad.”

3. “When the office printer color started to look a little off, the manager called the local repair shop. To the manager's surprise the clerk said that it would cost $50, but that he might try reading the manual and doing it himself. The manager replied in astonishment "Does your boss know that you discourage business that way?" "Yes", replied the clerk. “It was his idea. We make more on repairs than cleanings if the owner tries to do it himself first.””

4. “A woman called tech support and said her computer couldn't find the printer. The tech asked “Are you working under Windows?” The woman replied “No, I'm near the door but the guy in the next cubicle is working under a window and his printer works fine.”

5. “The printer is comprised of three main parts; the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.”

6. “When the printer still will not work after 20 tries; try sending the print job to all 100 printers in the office. One of them is bound to work.”

Those are just a few of the famous printer jokes that you may want to share to just add some colors while using your printer. Also, remember to use compatible cartridges that can satisfy your printing needs while adding fun.

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