Printer, printer, printer, yes, you can find this printing machine almost everywhere from your house, to your office or in the public library. It seem to become a part of our everyday life especially when one becomes in need of a tangible copy of his digital documents. Only these machines can produce printouts of those reports, worksheets and photographs. But didn't you know that they can also provide us with some humor? And that's not a joke!
Here are seven of the coolest printer jokes I found online:
1.) Where's the Gamut?
An RGB walks in to a CMYK bar.
Bartender says, "Where's your GAMUT?"
2.) You Know He's Pressed
Why did the printer forget to say goodbye to his wife?
It because HE was PRESSED for time.
3.) Some Says...
Most people call it CMYK,
Some says YMCK.
What kind of hunting do printers prefer?
5.) That Price!
A man about to propose to his girlfriend showed a coworker the engagement ring. Proudly, he told him, “This ring cost me $2000.”
“Wow,” answered his friend. “I haven't paid so much for something so small since I last BOUGHT
color inkjet cartridges.”
6.) Under a Window
A Blonde, called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows". The woman responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that's a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine."
7.) The Cute Printer Driver
A blonde called IT support and said, “my printer isn't working.”
After checking through a remote connection for a while, the IT guy said, “You may need a new printer driver.”
“Oh, no,” replied the blonde. “Don't tell me that. Our printer driver is so cute.”
“Cute? What do you mean cute?”
“Our printer driver has dark hair, green eyes, works out, has this cute dimple...”
The tech couldn't figure out what she was talking about. “What do you mean your printer driver has a cute dimple?”
“You know, our printer driver. The delivery guy from Staples who brings our printers.”
Isn't it cool to find something funny about printers and its printer cartridges? Try and share them with others on your next joke time.
Sources: My Little Sister's Computer Jokes